Psychotic Parrot

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  anyone visit haunted hotels

  by John Doe in

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  as a hobby?

  i've toyed with the idea of staying in a few, just for the hell of it.

  the crescent hotel in eureka springs is only an hour and a half from here.

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  Haunting is caused by carbon monoxide leakage from old boilers.
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  Are they ??

  by billie jean in

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  are they slowing coming to an end or 'wrapping it up' ?

  i heard this the other day and confronted my j.w parents with it, of course they denied it..

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  Maybe someone ought to send a message to the taliban telling them that the watchtower are planning to destroy them. Then it shouldn't be too long before they send someone over to Brooklyn to 'wrap things up'
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  WHAT WILL NEXT BOOK BY WT BE?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas.

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  God Sent His Son (To Die So You Could Go On & On)
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  This has no doubt been posted before, but worth hearing again

  by Psychotic Parrot in

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  listen to this disgusting man as he waffles on about the great day of jehovah.if you listen closely you'll be able to hear his penis erecting.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvp_evuhdko.

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  The audio is available on numerous other videos, it is almost certainly genuine, even if the video itself isn't.
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  Is this really what JWs use to "attract" people?

  by losthusband in

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  Psychotic Parrot

  That reminds me, is true that the guy who wrote 'Make The Truth Your Own' is now an apostate?
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  This has no doubt been posted before, but worth hearing again

  by Psychotic Parrot in

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  listen to this disgusting man as he waffles on about the great day of jehovah.if you listen closely you'll be able to hear his penis erecting.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvp_evuhdko.

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  Listen to this disgusting man as he waffles on about the great day of Jehovah.If you listen closely you'll be able to hear his penis erecting.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvP_EVUhdKo
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  Is this really what JWs use to "attract" people?

  by losthusband in

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  What a sickening piece of vile propaganda Had i watched that when i was still in, i probably would have gotten out even sooner than i did!
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  How will anyone know when the "Great Tribulation" begins?

  by foolsparadise in

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  will there be an announcment on the world news saying " a great tribulation has begun in the world" or will the gb send a letter to all the kh's to scare the piss out of everybody saying "we the gb being gods chosen channel of communication have decided that the world's situation seems dire and are pleased to tell you that the great tribulation has started!".

  obviously the world has been in a great tribulation since the time of jesus.

  great tribulation does not mean some event that has to happen all at once all of a sudden.

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  I remember back in either 2004 or 2005, my uncle (who is an elder) sat with me & described it to me in detail, i remember it vividly, it went as follows:

  THE GREAT TRIBULATION!
  
  The cry of peace started back in 1986 with the year of peace & culminated in 1991 with the dissolution of the USSR. The cry of security will be closely related to the people responsible for 9/11, & will come some time in the next decade (before 2014). It will involve the USA & the UK claiming that they have finally defeated terrorism.

  Within a couple of years of this, the king of the north will emerge as a major world player, & it will most likely be China. Responding to this, the U.N. will lay down sanctions banning all organised religion, & the USA & the UK will enforce this. This is the point when the Great Tribulation (TM) begins. Most religions (including Islam LOL) will cave in pretty quickly, & somehow the king of the north (AKA China) will back down too. The only religion left standing will be the J-dubs. The U.N, the USA, the UK, China, & pretty much everyone else in the world will now begin persecuting & killing the J-dubs.

  This will only be allowed to occur for a short time, because pretty soon the sky will begin to be swamped with 'supernatural phenomena' & the world will begin to lament. At this point the J-dubs go into hiding inside the 'inner most rooms' of their houses (they all live in big houses of course). Then the big finale (Armageddon) begins. Jesus appears on a cloud in the sky, with a sword coming out of his mouth. He will descend towards the ground & begin destroying everyone who is in charge. The rest of the world (all the innocent people who were just going about their lives) will then be taken care of by a rain of fire & sulphur. Jesus will then find Satan & throw him & his demons into the abyss (which isn't a real place, but merely a temporary state of non-existence). This entire charade, from the emergence of the king of the north to the abyssing of Satan will last no longer than 7 years.

  Once everyone has been destroyed & the rain of fire & sulphur is switched off at the mains, the J-dubs will emerge & begin rebuilding the world. They will initiate a series of quick build programs (i'm not making this up by the way) & people will begin to be ressurected from the dead, the faithful men of old (beginning with Enoch, who never really died anyway, but instead has been waiting patiently with Jehovah for 5000 years) will be first of course. Gradually the J-dubs are restored to perfection & the rest of the dead are brought back to life & converted.

  After 1000 years, the world has been restored to paradise, everyone has been ressurected & those who didn't accept the truth (TM) have been destroyed, & the survivers of Armageddon have been restored to perfection. Now Satan is released from the abyss & gathers some new followers (most likely the weak ones who never had the guts to join the theocratic ministry school), then Armageddon happens all over again (kind of like a second wave). Satan & his new followers are quickly destroyed, as is death. And everyone (everyone who is left anyway) lives happily after.

  1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later, everyone gets bored & commits suicide. Even though death no longer exists. Then Jehovah & Jesus get bored too, & go back to sleep.

  THE END
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  I bought a Smurf-help me name him! LOL

  by QuestioningEverything in

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  while i was at the store last night, i bought a stuffed smurf.

  my husband says i should name it elder smurf.

  i thought pioneer smurf was good, too.

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  Charles Taze Smurf
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  Do JWs pave the way for Agnosticism/Atheism? My story.

  by Open mind in

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  most j.w.s i grew up around werent superstitious.

  friday the 13th, walking under ladders and spilled salt were for the blind and the ignorant.

  we had been set free and knew better.. to be sure, some j.w.s had their own special theocratic superstitions.

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  Psychotic Parrot

  I disagree, the wikipedia page merely points out that God may not be a nice guy, in which case, fuck him! If he wants to punish me that's his decision, i'm still going to live my life the way i see fit.